About Me

Tela Thieve, Somewhere in the Middle East
Shalom my name is Bibi,and I am here to introduce you to the most orally challenged army in the world.We have big guns, we have even bigger bombas.But alas we have a wee wee problem UTI, prostrates you name it,we have the wee wee problem.Thats why my most orally challenged army is called the "Israeli Pamper Force".We put more bang on our bombs

Friday, June 11, 2010

Its Moments Like These You Need Pampers

Shalom shalom its Bibi, my boys were having a bad day last week.They were out on a mission, and were over whelmed by some unarmed huamita.....I mean terrorists, armed with weapons of mass destruction,a bag of potatoes ,some kitchen utensils and a screw driver or two.I dont know how many times I have told my boys " You cant get by with out your pampers", but do they listen to me???No!! Were they wearing their Pampers when they needed them.??? NO and once again I have to suffer seeing my best boys,with wet pants and crying like babies.


Thursday, June 10, 2010

Boys and their Toys

The boys of my most orally challenged army in the world like their toys.Due to their wee weeing problems I like to over compensate them by giving them big guns to play with. Unfortuantely due to their over enthusiasim I have had to issue them paint ball guns.
Alas their habits of shooting themselves in the foot and have got me into trouble with my bro Barry in the Blue House.